Join Whatsawhizzer’s Full Frontal Access Club

Disclaimer: Upon sending payment, you should get an email to register your username and password. Please use the same information you’d use for your WordPress account. Also, make sure to check your spam folder. If you can’t find this email, contact me directly and include your information and I can provide a link.

Don’t like Patreon? Then support me directly. My Full Frontal Access club gives you access to the same content as Patreon, but you can do it directly through WordPress. Why did I set this up?

Not everyone agrees with a lot of Patreon’s practices. Furthermore, I keep more of the money from FFA since it’s directly done through Paypal. For some people, they just can’t get Patreon to work, so this is an alternative service. It works the exact same way as paypal. The only thing you can’t see are Patreon posts, most of which I try to make available for both memberships.

How does it work? You set up a recurring payment with paypal. My website checks my account to see if I received payment on my side, and then grants access accordingly. This means if you want to cancel, you must stop you recurring payment through paypal! I’m not charging you and don’t have control over it.

If you want to change tiers, I recommend you cancel the first, wait a day or two, and then sign up for the new one. There is no pro-rate, and when you cancel, it may inactivate your account, so only cancel recurring payment when you’re ready to cancel your account.

Master Baiter

Access to most Patreon-locked chapters, a single eBook upon joining (and one per year), and all illustrations in color with their best resolution.

Chronic Master Baiter

Access to special discord roles with bonus content channels. Access to all illustrations and all Patreon-locked chapters. One free eBook a month.

Power Fapper

Access to everything Chronic Master Baiters have access to. Also will have access to all comics and Wallpaper for free.

Reverse Sage

Access to everything from Power Fapper. You will also get access to all bonus chapters written for the eBooks.

Onaniphile

Access to everything a Reverse Sage has. You also gain more weight to requests. You can request illustrations of sex scenes or portraits, and I’ll move them to the top of the list. 

Hand Solo

You’ll have some administrator rights in discord, and you’ll have the power to request a chapter or illustration once a month. This can be a “what-if”, a commissioned or bonus chapter, or simply a rush so an extra chapter comes out that week. You can only “rush” stories I’m actively releasing. You can’t have me rush Volume 3 of WoW before I start writing Volume 3 of WoW. You will have access to all PDFs /ePubs I release for free. At some point, I may get certain volumes printed, in which case you’d get a a free copy.

The One-Eyed Monster

Other than everything in Hand Solo, you can also ask for spoilers, discuss plot points, and even influence the direction a novel can go. Influence is not the same as direct. It’s ultimately up to me what goes down, but I will take suggestions into advisement with a bit of weight. This is the best tier if you want to be involved in the creative process. I’ll also link/advertise your website (if you have one). There is a limited number of these allowed, so if you want to be a VIP on Whatsawhizzer Web Novels, this is how you do it.