This was an old one I had made back in the day. I typically enjoy stories with pictures attached, and so I tried to do that once back on MSB. Anyone who ever looked at that story know the problem. Mostly, a lot of people didn’t like the “realism” and wanted it to be 2D anime girls.

Others complained the images got in the way of the read.

Since I was playing with AI generated images, I figured I’d convert the first chapter into such a 2D solution. This resolves both issues complained about to me by first putting images behind a drop box and then using 2D generated images. There are naturally limitation to the 2D experience, but then again, there were always limitations.

Warning: Yes, every image doesn’t match up perfectly with every other image. I did my best. If there are earings or clothing differences, cope.

Hey Guys,

This is Whatsawhizzer here. If you don’t know me, I’m an original author and erotic novel writer. I’ve been writing fiction for some time now. I can come up with some pretty crazy scenes, but unfortunately, there is a big difference between having sex and imagining having sex, and after a point, I started to get sick of imagining having sex without getting to experience any of the scenes I write about.

I started recalling back to my youth, remembering all of the porn websites that used to exist. You had the Bangbus, Backroom Facials, Reality Porn, etc… We all knew it was a setup, but we didn’t particularly care. Naturally, it was fun imagining that the pizza guy was getting a blowjob and that perhaps we too, one day, could walk down the street and find a skank who’d fuck us at the smallest provocation.

Oh, and true story here, when I was about seventeen years old, I was working at a pizza place. We got a call from a very drunk woman who was being very flirtatious with the guy on the phone, who happens to be the manager. She asks if he’s cute and if he’d deliver her a sausage pizza *wink* *wink*. The conversation actually ends with her telling the manager to send someone cute and she’ll give him a big “tip”.

Basically, the manager thought the call was fishy, and he wanted to send somebody to her house to see what happens. The choices were between me and a 40-year-old bald guy. Since I was the handsomer of the choices, it seemed like a no-brainer, but at the time I was under the age allowed for making delivery drives. He was this close to making an exception for me when a 20-something off-shift delivery guy came in to pick up his check.

That guy got sent on this delivery… to see what happened. When he returned… his face was completely red as we looked on curiously, demanding the story. As the story goes, he went to deliver the pizza and a 30-year-old woman answered. She declares that she has no money to buy said pizza, but that she wants to give him a blowjob for it. The guy accepts.

So, she drags him into the house, pulls down his pants right at the door, and sucks him off. Apparently, her husband or boyfriend or who knows, pimp, was in the other room watching TV while she sucked him off. He got head, and she got a pizza. My boss actually griped over freeing out a pizza so his employee can get head on company dime. Meanwhile, I was that close! And she was that close to committing a crime ;).

This isn’t really relevant, but that guy had a girlfriend at the time. He worked as a shift manager and due to some inconsistencies, he was fired. When he came in to collect his last check, he actually told us he used to bring his girlfriend into the place late at night and bang her right on the counter. So, if you ever go into a late-night pizza place and the employee comes out of the office tucking in his uniform, make sure he washes his hands.

The reason I told you that story is because I wanted you to understand that even if the reality porn is all a myth, I thought there might be some truth behind it. Basically, I wanted to see if I really could get sex using the supposed techniques in those videos. Some of you probably know I have my routes in science, so frankly, I owed it to science to give it a try and see if I could successfully convince women to fuck me.

Thus… the XXXperiment was born. I’ll go out into the world, trying various techniques to see if I’m able to successfully get with women. Of course, the one stipulation is that I need photo evidence of the event.

After all, the internet decrees pics or it didn’t happen. Thus, with a camera in one hand and my dick in the other, I decided to partake on this journey, and create a blog about my experiences for you, my readers.

For my first night out the town, I really didn’t want to break any barriers here. There were so many different techniques. Do I try a girl off the internet? Do I use Tinder? Do I make a fake job application or casting gig and try to seduce a woman there? Fake a porn? Just hand a woman money and see if she folds? Of course, some of these techniques start leaking into the realm of legally questionable, and I can’t say I’m the most suave guy around.

With my self-esteem low and my dick hard, I decided to go for the lowest common denominator. Don’t look at me poorly, I swear I’m going to up my game in the future, but I wanted a sure-fire thing. There’s nothing more sure-fire than paying a woman for sex. Yes… I ended up hiring a prostitute. 

I knew a part of the city that prostitutes frequented, and I drove down the street in the middle of the night looking for something good. I think I found it.

Not a bad pick for a random afternoon

This girl had it all. She was a bit plump, but in all the right places. she had tight dress, big boobs, a giant butt. I couldn’t help but think of the deadpool joke. Why do I wear the red suite? So, you can’t see the blood! This girl wears a white dress… Mmm….Hmmmm….

I was so ready to tear her apart.

It was raining a bit, so I think she was glad to get out of it. I was really worried she’d freak out about the camera, but she was actually pretty cool with it.

At this point, I was really nervous. I’d never been in a car with a prostitute before, and honestly she wasn’t what I had been expecting. She was actualy quite a bit hotter. I was expecting something a little grungy, and I ended up with a girl I’d pay to fuck. Seeing as she was a whore, that was probably for the best.

Aren’t they supposed to be wearing fetish gear and gobs of makeup? Well, whatever, she was very sexy, so I was happy. As I looked for a place to park, I thought I needed to talk with her. I was trying to use all of my game to flirt and win her over. You can probably see in the picture above, but she was probably thinking “what the fuck, will this guy just get it over with already?”

So, we parked, and I stared awkwardly at her for a minute. She gave me a polite smile, and looked like she was ready to open the door and flee with the money.

That’s when I made my first mistake. Me, the eager beaver I was, decided to just go for it. I immediately grabbed her chest, my hands touching her titties, but she pulled back and I only managed to graze them, lowering her neckline abit. She raised her eyebrows at me, giving me an agitated look as if I should have known better. When I stared at her like a deer staring into two giant headlights, she sniffed.

“Pay first.”

I slapped my forehead and apologized as I handed her the money. How could I forget that cardinal rule? Well, I handed her the money right away.

I can has tits?

She took the money, and I didn’t really see where she stashed it, but she seemed in a much happier mood. If you’re curious, the amount was $200, and the time was until I came. I’m not sure what the rates for this stuff is supposed to look like, but I felt I was getting a pretty good deal.

So, she had the money and I was just staring at her wanting to fuck her brains out. Not sure how to proceed, I ended up saying the first thing that popped into my mind.

“Can I see your tits?”

Yeah, not the smoothest line. I’m ah… going to need to work on that. However, to my excitement and surprise, she actually did pull her dress down and she quickly popped out her tits. She was no wearing a bra or anything. When I whipped out the camera, she turned to give me her best side.

Like, look at them!

By the way, those are big areolas, right? I mean, half her boob is that giant pink thing. I could barely get the whole thing in my mouth. Okay, I have a confession. As soon as she popped out her breasts, I grabbed them and started sucking.

I only managed to get the photo after I played with her boobs for like five minutes. That’s why they were so puffy. I think she was a bit angry in that photo, but I couldn’t help myself. My dick was getting hard, and she noticed that.

“How about I get more comfortable?” She offered.

She put the seat back and spread her legs. I was finally able to see the whole thing, and I could barely contain myself.

I am but a man

I was horny, but I before I stuck it in, I wanted her to suck on it a bit.

“S-suck it?” I asked awkwardly.

“That’s another hole. Another $100 for a second hole.”

I was like seriously, WTF? Well, I wasn’t going to pay $100 for a few seconds of foreplay, so I told her to pull her dress aside instead.

She was wet, or sweaty… either way, it’d help my dick go in.

I had to put my seat back all the way and getting things adjusted took some time. I ended up having to get her out, and for me to sit in her passenger seat. She then sat on me, facing me in the passenger seat. I just let her do all the work at this point, I mean, fuck, it’s paid for, right? I leaned back in my seat and let her do everything.

“You have a condom right?”

Ahhhh… that was my second mistake. I couldn’t believe we were at this stage and she wanted a condom now.

“Uhhh… yeah… but let me get it wet first.” I declared.

“Alright, but put it on before you cum.” She responded, and I nodded dumbly, knowing there was no way that was happening.

I was ready to explode right there, but I resisted.

The feel of her pussy was incredible. It felt like it had been made to fit my dick. I could not believe how tight she was, and the way she would squeeze me when we fucked. She looked so fucking hot doing that too as our bodies were pressed together. I couldn’t get my dick too far in her, but she gyrated her hips in such a way that the head of my cock kept sinking into her lips and then falling out again. The feeling was indescribable.
I loved watching her tits sway while she rode me too. They bounced back and forth with each thrust. They were so big too. You never realize just how much mass big titties can have until they are swaying like wrecking balls over your face. She had to hold them to keep them from hitting my face.

Weapons of mass destruction

At that point, my reason had been lost. I was way too excited. I started to thrust up into her. Her pussy felt so good. She’s a prostitute. Her pussy had no right feeling that tight. I kept thrusting up into her, moaning more and more. At first, she was getting into it too, but I think at some point she remembered that I wasn’t wearing a condom. I could see the moment she started to realize I was going for gold.

That look of getting on a bull and realizing you can’t get off.

As I started to cum, she tried to pull back. She actually did manage to pull out, and my first stream shot up into the air. But, my hands grabbed her hips and dropped her back down on my cock again. The next load went right into her womb. It felt so good cumming inside her, I could stop myself. Plus, after having to pay $200, she owed me this much. I mean, she’s a whore, she’s on the pill right? What idiot prostitute wouldn’t put themselves on a birth control?

There was a moment as i finished up that the pair of us just stared at each other. I think she was just stunned. I also think she came over the feeling of my seed filling her up, but I can’t prove that.

The face of a girl who enjoyed getting creampied and facialed in a single load.

It was only after those few moments when reality came crashing home. She freaked out, and pulled off of me, pushing me back over to my seat. She started panicking, reaching in and pulling gobs of cum out of her pussy. It was actually pretty hot.

Such a sexy look.

That was when she realized I was still snapping photos of her, and her expression went from shock to anger. She cussed me out, claiming I owed her triple. I told her we never agreed where I should cum, and then told her that the money I gave should more than cover it.

Honestly, she was still cute when she was angry.

She refused to leave until I let her off where she wanted to go. I took her most of the way there, but just in case she had some pimp or something waiting, I didn’t take her all the way. She refused to get out, so I chucked money out the door. Just what I thought, the slut went for it.

I ended up hitting the gas and leaving her on the side of the road, still dirty with my cum.

The bill was fake too!

Well, I drove off like that. I probably shouldn’t drive by that street anymore unless I want to get my ass beaten. It’s okay though, I never planned to spend my xperiment banging prostitutes. I’d much rather find some fresher women, the kind who will suck my dick without charging extra, and maybe even kiss a little.

So, I hope you enjoyed my first experiment. The results weren’t bad. She was decent looking, and she had some skill, although it came at a price. If you’d like to see me conduct more experiments in the future, please leave a comment below. Feel free to offer advice. Who should I got after next? I look forward to your input!