My Dungeon Life – Chapter 1671-1673
Chapter 1671
“Huh? What? Where am I?”
“My king, the summoning spell has indeed worked!”
“I can see that.” A young man sitting on a majestic throne declared. “A yellow-haired fey… you’re the first I have ever seen.”
Calypso was standing there, but she looked far more youthful, and she was wearing a t-shirt and pants which stood out among the grandiose clothing of the fey nobility. Her hair wasn’t black, but a rich yellow color. Her eyes were like green emeralds.
“A… a fey?” she blinked.
“May I know the name of our champion?
“My name?” She blinked. “My name is *&^TG&*^”. Where am I? Champion?”
“Hello, *&*^j, seeing you here fills me with much joy. We have summoned you from another world to our own. We implore you to help us. We are under attack from an evil race from another world that seeks our destruction. Thus far, we’ve been on the losing end of a long and continuous war. Our enemy wished to take everything from us, but with your help, I think we can finally save ourselves.”
The image flickered, and later memories appeared. I realized that this wasn’t fragmented in the same way that most dungeons were fragmented. Rather, the lore had been directly tampered with. Calypso had censored things. I had long guessed that her original name wasn’t Calypso. After all, the fey hadn’t recognized her at all. When they spoke in these memories, it was blatantly muffled so that I didn’t know it.
There were other details edited out too. Standing next to the king had been a black figure whose features I couldn’t determine. This entire story had been doctored by her, allowing me to see exactly what she wanted me to see. Did that mean that the memories were false? I didn’t think so. If she was just going to make something up, she wouldn’t have chopped out so much, or been so blatant about it. Rather, I think there was something she wanted to show me. She wanted me to know these things about her, although it was impossible to understand her reasoning.
“I-I could die…” Calypso was no longer in her street clothes, but fine armor, and she was holding a sword. “This mission the king wants me to go on is really dangerous, isn’t it? If I die, you won’t have your champion anymore!”
Across from her was an older fey man, whose appearance was being obscured. I could only tell his age because his hands seemed calloused and aged.
“We all have to deal with the threat of death.” He spoke quietly. “However, you might be an exception.”
“An exception?”
“The king would not be happy if I showed you this, but I won’t allow a pupil of mine to go into a fight without understanding the entire picture.” He made a gesture, and a few moments later, a woman was pulled out and dropped next to them.
She was in slave attire not unlike the attire Lydia and Miki had worn when I first encountered them.
“Wh-who is she?” Calypso cried out in alarm.
“She’s a prisoner of war.” He explained. “However, she also has a job known as a White Mage. Should you die on this mission. She’ll be able to bring you back.”
“S-she looks like me.”
“Nonsense! They are not like us! Look at her brown hair! Her ears are round. She is not one of us!” He sounded generally angry.
“Round? Is that strange? I was born with Stahl’s ear. My parents never got it corrected, but I’m very self-conscious…”
“I’m just a filthy human!” The White mage suddenly cried out. “We humans are enemies of you fey!”
“Silence, fool!” The man slapped her, causing Calypso to jump, before turning back to her. “What were you saying?”
“Ah… nothing.” Calypso lowered her head, her eyes in contemplation.
Chapter 1672
“I died again…” Calypso was lying on a table.
Time had jumped once again, and Calypso looked a bit older. I recognized this kind of setup. Rooms like it existed in the life insurance places, and even the adventuring guilds often had one. It was the room where a resurrection occurred.
“Miss…” The white mage from earlier lowered her head, trying to hide her face from Calypso.
“&^*&*, what happened to your eye?” Calypso immediately noticed something off, reaching out for the girl.
“I… displeased the king.” She tried to turn away, but Calypso grabbed her chin and forced her to meet her eyes. “It’s nothing, the humans won another victory. It was my fault.
“That bastard!” Calypso snarled. “They have no right to judge us, humans.”
“Miss… you mustn’t say such things. They still believe you’re fey.”
“They also believe I’m straight. That man makes my skin crawl when he gives me such disgusting looks.” Calypso’s expression suddenly turned slightly perverted, and she reached and grabbed the girl’s butt.
“Ahhn… miss…”
“&*%*, you’ve already brought me back from death how many times, ten? When will you start calling me by my name?” As Calypso spoke, she started kissing the other woman.
“Miss…” She gasped as Calypso’s touch became bolder.
“Say my name…” Calypso whispered, her hand plunging into the other woman’s nether regions.
“&*%*&^^”
The image flickered once again, and there was a kneeling Calypso in front of the king. He had a very displeased look on his face.
“You have been fighting for two years, and still that evil race spreads and grows. Perhaps it was a mistake depending on you.”
“You mean humans?” Calypso demanded. “How can you expect a single person to turn the tide of an entire war?”
“Perhaps… I was too naïve thinking a single person could change the course of a war that has been going on for a thousand years. That’s why I’ve decided your role will change.” A grin formed on his face.
“My role?”
“You will become my concubine, and have my children!”
“Wh-what?” Calypso fell back in shock.
“You don’t just have the strength of the other world, but you also can be resurrected. Your children would also have this ability. With your genes, the fey noble line will be strengthened.”
“How will that change anything?”
“We need strong leadership to win this war. Since you can’t end the war, then I need to think about this in terms of generations!”
“What about half-fey? They can be resurrected, can’t they?”
“Those hybrids? You would dare suggest the pure noble line be corrupted by the blood of our enemies?”
“Still…”
“You don’t need to worry too much. I don’t want my strongest champion to be with-child. Once the baby is made, we can magically put it into a surrogate mother. In that way, I can produce many offspring with you in a short amount of time. Of course, the means of producing them won’t change.” He looked Calypso up and down lewdly.
“I-I won’t do it!” She cried out.
“Insubordination!” His expression darkened. “However, I’ve known for some time you’ve grown a soft spot for humanity. That’s why I’ve decided to ensure your cooperation. Bring her!”
“^%&$^!”
“Miss!”
The White Mage had been brought into the room. A soldier took a sword and brought it to her throat.
“You will bear my children, or I will have your toy killed.”
“No! You can’t.”
“Can’t I? She’s just a slave, and she’s owned by me. I can do whatever I want to her. If you want her though, I’d consider giving her to you as a gift, after you make me heirs.”
Calypso collapsed to the ground. “You…”
“Miss… don’t.” She shook her head.
“I will… do as you say.”
There was a flicker.
“The elvish curse?”
“I’ve heard that once about a curse where if one exchanges bodily fluids with another, they will no longer be able to have any other children. Is there any way to pass this effect onto another?” Calypso asked.
“Such a thing is possible. However, it involves manipulating karma. You’d need a miasmic job, something they fey abhor.”
Calypso leaned forward. “Show me.”
Chapter 1673
“Nooooo!” Calypso let out a blood-curdling scream, dropping to her knees.
Swinging from a rope was none other than the White Mage.
“Hahaha, doesn’t she dangle so marvelously?”
“Why? Why did you do it?”
“I couldn’t allow my woman to love another more than me, could I? Besides, she’s just a human.” He chuckled.
“Y-you, you promised.” Calypso cried out. “You promised once I had your children, she’d be mine.”
“Well, she didn’t live to that day, did she?” He chuckled. “Well, it’s too late now.”
“R-resurrection.”
“Excuse me?”
“Resurrection! She’s human, you can get someone to resurrect her!”
“You’ve already given me the children I’ve sought, and you’re effectiveness in changing the tides of war has proven to not be enough. Your usefulness has already worn thin. What can you do for me?”
“I-I… will do anything you ask!” Calypso cried out.
A dark smile formed on his lips. “In that case, I will give you two tasks. If you complete them, I will bring her back. If you don’t, then she will remain dead to the world.”
“J-just name it!”
“First off, you must enter the dungeon of ^&%&$. You will recover an artifact for me. It’s a weapon which can summon a powerful attack on our foes.”
“Fine, I will recover this weapon. What else?”
He leaned forward, his smile growing. “You will assassinate the human king.”
There was another flicker.
“So, you’re this champion of the fey.” A person who was a distorted bother in appearance and voice was standing over a captured Calypso.”
“Shut up! If you’re going to kill me, kill me!” Calypso shouted.
“I’m more interested in why you’re fighting for them. You know you’re human, right?”
“It’s not like I have a choice! If I don’t kill you, they won’t resurrect the person I love.”
“There is always a choice.” The human king spoke. “Do you have anything from that person? How about we resurrect her now?”
“Y-you can do that?”
Flicker.
“%7&$, you’re alive!”
“Miss!”
The two women embraced. “Y-you… brought her back. I-I’m your enemy. I have killed countless people for the fey. Why would you help me?”
“Eh? Isn’t it obvious?”
“What?”
“You’re cute, and I want you in my harem.”
“H-ha-har- huh?
Flicker
“You’re a pervert! A jerk! I hate you!”
Flicker
“Y-you… didn’t have to do that for me.”
“Miss is actually really happy, she just struggles to show it.”
“D-don’t say that!”
Flicker.
“Miss!”
“What are you doing in bed together? Y-you bastard!”
“Haaah… you caught us. Now, do you want to join?”
“N-never, pig!”
Flicker
“Ahhhn! Ahhhn! Ahhn!”
“Master, Miss… ahhhn!”
That was just a blurry scene. Nothing could be seen clearly, but if you squinted, the movements of writhing flesh, in conjunction with the naughty sounds, suggested what was happening in the scene. There were also three distinctive voices. I didn’t know how to react to that. So much had been dedicated to the white mage girl, while the love story between her and the human king was glossed over. He sounded like a real pig though, chasing after two women who were in a relationship at the same time. I’ve never done that, well, that exact thing.