Women’s Pleasure Dungeon – Chapter 39

“Damn it, I’m so fucking horny!” Rock shouted. “I want to flick my bean so bad!”

It was the next morning after the group had made camp. They hadn’t left it at all to scout ahead or anything, but the camp was still in range of the bone of corruption. After a short and fitful sleep, Rock suddenly shouted while pounding her feet and fists on the ground like a young girl having a tantrum.

“No one wants to hear about you flicking your bean.” Sky gave her an irritated look. “Although, now that she says it, I’m also quite aroused.”

“Mm…” Drop was playing with a device, and after a few moments, she pointed. “There is a mental attack coming from this direction.”

The three women exchanged glances and Sky made a face. “We need to get out of its range before Rock turns one of us into her personal dilboy!”

Drop nodded while Rock laughed unashamedly. “Who says you need a penis? Your tongue will do nicely.”

“I wouldn’t lick your cunt with Drop’s tongue,” Sky shot back, causing Drop to glare at her.

The three women quickly cleaned up camp. They were very efficient, and it only took them a few minutes. All in all, they had only camped for about four hours. Hardly enough time for the bone of corruption to do its job. Worse, they already knew about its existence!

“How did they figure it out?” I muttered.

“Master.” Misty glanced my way. “This is a proper B-ranked team. First off, they always report if something is off. This Rock may seem crude, but all kinds of things might happen in a dungeon. Poisons, curses, or in this case, mental attacks. People who aren’t alert and willing to speak their minds end up dead. They also don’t need as much rest as lower-ranked teams. A few hours of sleep is already enough. If their previous locations weren’t so relaxing, they would have probably already advanced further.”

I frowned, but I didn’t say anything else. We continued to watch as the girls finally approached the first puzzle. When Rock said it, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Just what I was looking for!”

“That phallus appears to be the source of the mental attack,” Drop said.

“I’ve seen cursed items before.” Sky frowned. “However, never one in a ranked F dungeon.”

“Most of the time, it’s anger, bloodlust, suspicion.” Drop explained. “This bone… is rather harmless.”

“Harmless? Speak for yourself! I’m practically a swamp down there,” Rock growled. “I also hear a voice in my head telling me to just ride it.”

“Go ahead,” Drop responded.

“Hey, now!” Rock took a step back. “I was just joking.”

“I’m serious. The bone appears to be a puzzle. Didn’t you see the words?”

“Eh?” She looked at the nearby wall and squinted. “To pass beyond and claim your prize, use the tool before your eyes. Not flesh, nor stone, but hard and black- ready for your attack. Hold it firm, with a grip just right, make it wet, and rub it tight.”

With more time and more people, we were eventually able to improve upon the original riddle. As soon as Rock read it, her face turned red.

“It seems perfect for Rock,” Sky grinned. “Didn’t you say it was wet down there?”

“You bastards! Do you think I’m going to just fuck a bone sitting in the middle of a dungeon? What kind of pervert do you think I am? Why don’t you do it?”

“Me?” Sky blinked.

“Yeah, it says grip it. I bet you can put those fat things to use!” She pointed at Sky’s chest.

“You bitch!” Sky covered her chest.

“One of us has to do it or we can’t continue. You know, it says there is a prize. How about whoever does it gets the prize?” Drop offered.

The two girls looked at each other, then Rock snorted.

“Fine, I’ll be the real woman.” She walked up to the bone and then spit on it. “This prize better be worth it.”

“Oh look, it even comes with a condom on it,” Drop teased her. “Rock, you won’t get pregnant.”

“At least my hand won’t get chaffed.” Rock rolled her eyes and shot back.

She pulled out her arm and lifted her sleeve like she was above to arm wrestle it. However, once she put her elbow on the altar, she gripped the shaft and then began to stroke. She picked up the pace and was soon pumping the poor bone like it owed her money. She glared at it with gritted teeth as her fist abused it. Had it been a penis, it probably would have been bruised, but alas it was a bone that could handle some rough treatment.

There was a thudding sound as her fist hit the altar, and for a time all that could be heard was the wet sound of her hand and the sound of her fist.  It only took two minutes before the bone shook excitedly. It didn’t erupt in a fountain though. This was a new addition to my work. The bone had a sheepskin condom over it that caught all the discharge. The girls didn’t investigate, and when the door opened and the treasure chest appeared, their attention was immediately pulled away from the bone.

“Let’s see what I got!” Rock excitedly opened the treasure chest. “Score! A mana potion!”

Once they left, a goblin would come and swap out the condom. The contents would be put in a vial and watered down as a mana potion. The condom both made it easy to collect the mana and keep the contaminations of spit, sweat, and cum out of it. In this way, the treasure became self-regenerating. As long as the team didn’t want to walk off with a used condom, I wouldn’t need to waste any points and could still provide a prize.

Of course, on days an adventure didn’t arrive, the bone would still be milked daily. We had many extra mana potions, although they were currently being used for something else.

“What do you even need a mana potion for?” Sky asked, looking annoyed. “Those beefy muscles don’t channel a single spell!”

“Well, where do you store all of your mana? Is it in those floppy tits?”

“You!” Sky took a step toward her.

“Hey, it could have been yours, but you chickened out!” Rock stuck her tongue out as she quickly hid the vial of mana in her belt like she was afraid the other woman would steal it.

“Fine! I’ll take the next reward!”

The pair didn’t need to go far before they were in the next puzzle room. The gelatinous cube was still there, but it was a bit different now. This was because it didn’t have an object inside anymore. There was an assortment of keys, and an obvious chest waiting to be opened. This was my update to this puzzle. Rather than one key, it had a dozen, and only two of them unlocked the door and the treasure chest, respectively. Also, the floor was filled with grooves, and two keys, one of them the treasure chest key, were placed in a position that one couldn’t simply push out with a stick. It required a bit more thought than that.

“Watch out, this gelatinous cube has mutated,” Drop declared.

“How can you tell?” Rock asked.

“It doesn’t matter, the treasure is mine!” Sky waved her hand and cast a spell.

Suddenly, all the keys began to move. They were being pulled toward her hand. I didn’t even know that was possible!

“It’s a magnetic spell,” Misty explained. “Few mages would learn this, and certainly not before rank C.”

I took a breath. I had to remember these were B rankers. They were top-tier heroines. Although they acted flippant with each other, I could tell that they were always being vigilant and careful. Even Sky’s spell was carefully considered. Once the keys came out of the gelatinous layer, she stopped the spell and allowed them to clatter to the floor before carefully picking them up with a napkin.

When she was done, she went to the treasure chest first and tried each of the keys. The one she wanted clicked, and she opened it excitedly.

“Hmm? Another vial? This isn’t mana…” She sniffed it. “It’s lotion?”

“It’s milk nectar! This stuff is top tier!” Rock cried out.

“Haha, it’s mine!” Sky quickly put it in her cleavage.

Rock eyed it with an unhappy expression, but Sky looked extremely pleased with herself. It was pretty suiting that Sky got the milk nectar since she had been the one who produced a batch. The tentacle monster didn’t produce milk nectar every time it violated someone, but, while it was rubbing them, it was also sucking out their mana. It didn’t stop touching them because it got weak like this party thought, but it stopped when it became full. Mages naturally had more mana and thus could produce more milk nectar.

Sky had already made her contribution, and it was enough to replace the bottle she just got. I was quite happy with zero-cost rewards. These girls were welcome to keep taking treasures that replaced themselves.

“This dungeon is the gift that keeps giving.” Rock sighed. “Just that milk nectar makes this whole trip worth it. We’ve already made back twice the money this journey cost, never mind the reward the dungeon guild is providing us for the survey.”

“Next one is mine,” Drop declared.

The other two didn’t have room to argue, so the three headed to the final room once Sky found the right key. They were immediately confronted with the wall of hands.

“There is no puzzle here. You just have to get the key!” Rock declared, stepping forward. “Eh-eh! Who just grabbed my ass. You bastards want to die? Ah, don’t touch there, what’s the big idea?”

The other two girls snickered as Rock confidently strode into the hallway only to be grabbed on both sides by hands. A larger body meant she was a larger target. She couldn’t squeeze through the middle without being touched, so no matter where she turned, something was getting grabbed. She was strong enough to pull out of their arms, but she pretty much had the bulldoze her way through. About halfway, she let out a sigh. She reached into an alcove. Although a dozen hands grabbed her, she yanked and pulled out a helmet.

She looked back and held it up to Drop. “I guess this one is yours, a deal is a deal.”

“Ah!” Sky cried out but realized she also couldn’t argue.

Compared to vials and potions, the magic armor was worth just a bit more. They were already up to three pieces. Four more and this journey would be worth more than any C-rank dungeon, and with very little risk. Rock finished breaking through the wall by pure force. Some hands ended up with broken fingers or were even partially torn from the wall. After enough hands were injured, the wall didn’t fight as hard and let the other girls pass unmolested. They got the key and headed down to the 5^th floor.

It had only been a few hours, so the three rested for fifteen minutes and got a snack. Although Sky said it was hers, she did share some of the milk nectar, and the three women marveled at the silky feel as they spread some on their cheeks and arms. Once they were done, they continued. It was a weaving cavern, and on the edges were makeshift structures.

“Goblins,” Drop declared. “A village.”

“In an F-rank? A Goblin Village is a C-rank threat. An F-rank should have like three goblins tops,” Rock muttered.

“Shhh!” Drop froze. “I heard something…”

“Hehehehe.” A sound of laughter came from an area shrouded in shadows.

The women all drew their weapons, but by the time they put a light in that area, it was empty.

“Tehehehe.” Another sound on the other side caused the women to spin around.

They could hear skittering in the dark. It wasn’t the sound of rodents, but little feet.

“What is-” Rock began, but suddenly a group appeared in front of them.

They raised their weapons to attack, but when they saw a group of children without weapons, they hesitated a moment.  It took just that long for them to realize that these children had green skin.

“Finger!” A childlike voice declared from behind Rock.

She looked back just in time to see a small goblin behind her. He didn’t have a weapon. Instead, he took his hands and held them together with his finger outstretched. He then shoved his hand upward, his finger striking her right in her butthole! She let out a cry as her eyes widened. However, Drop and Sky had their problems. A goblin ran by and threw his hands up, causing Sky’s skirt to rise and reveal her underwear. At the same time, another goblin managed to get in front of her and then reached out and squeezed her tits.

Drop tried to attack one, only to realize a goblin had managed to tie her boots together. She stumbled and then collapsed on the ground. Suddenly, a bunch of goblins jumped on top of her. For a second, she thought she was going to be killed, but the goblins didn’t attack her. Instead. When she looked up, she came face to face with a small goblin pecker. Meanwhile, she realized a goblin on her backside was humping her like a dog!

This only caught her off guard. What left her shocked and frozen was that after the stimulation from the bone of corruption from the previous floor, she found herself aroused. She felt something small and hard push against her backside, and she let out a little moan. Embarrassed, her moan turned into a scream as she desperately thrashed, throwing the goblins off of her. Before the three women could all recover, the goblins had all scattered in every direction, disappearing into shadowed cracks and dilapidated structures.

One goblin seemed to trip and he fell on a stone. When he hit the ground, he grabbed his knee and started crying. The furious party fell upon him, and as he looked up at the three women with ferocious looks and raised weapons, his crying stopped and he peed himself.

“Ah! Wait! Sorry!” The party all jumped when they heard the pretty voice of a girl running up.

She was wearing basic commoner clothing like someone might see on the street. However, seeing it in a dungeon would likely be shocking to these three. They immediately had suspicious looks on their faces.

“Who are you?” Rock demanded.

“Ah… I’m sorry, I’m a former heroine from Unbroken Bond!” The girl quickly straightened herself.

Rock frowned. “Unbroken Bond? Isn’t that the party that went missing a while ago? Did they tell the guild they were coming to this dungeon?”

“How could they?” Drop shrugged. “This dungeon is still unregulated. The guild prohibits travel to all unregulated dungeons without permission.”

The girl’s face turned red as they spoke. “That was our fault. We heard rumors and decided to come early without telling anyone.”

That was part of the story. In truth, I learned it had been Diamond who had sent Unbroken Bond my way as she promised to do. She ended up getting caught by River a short time later, so she wasn’t able to send any more parties to their doom. This was the reason they were seemingly so disorganized and even ended up mentally breaking.

Rock’s expression hardened when she heard what the girl said. “That’s a violation. No wonder you didn’t return.”

The girl lowered her eyes shamefully. “We recognize our mistakes. This is why we no longer plan to act as heroines.”

“You’re living here instead?” Sky made a disgusted expression. “Among goblins?”

“Yo-you misunderstand! The goblins are our children!” she declared, but the three only gave more disgusted looks. “We’re building a home in this dungeon. It’s a place where heroines like yourself can stop and rest. Why don’t you let me show you?”

She took a few cautious steps toward the goblin, who seeing one of its mommies, reached out. She picked him up, even going so far as to kiss his bruised knee. The three B-rankers looked at her with a mixture of confusion and derision. The four women began to walk deeper into the village. Seeing the three being escorted, the goblin children poked their heads out with interest. There was no malice in their eyes, just curiosity.

“All of the goblins are children?” Sky asked.

“Yes,” The woman answered. “You’ll have to forgive them. They’ve never seen any women other than their mommies. They can also be very mischievous, but they don’t mean you any harm.”

“One of them grabbed me earlier.” Drop frowned.

“Mm, they’re a bit like their father.” Her tone changed slightly when she said his name and a dreamy look appeared in her eyes.

“So, there is an adult goblin?”

“He is the only one so far. He’s a named goblin.”

“A named goblin.” Rock blinked. “That usually means a powerful warrior.”

“You’re right. Daddy is a warrior, but he is only is tasked with protecting this village. As for the other goblins, we’re teaching them how to count, how to read, and how to write. When they reach adulthood, they will be focused on farming, arts and crafts, and even foraging. In just a year, we’ll be opening shops and selling stuff to visiting heroines. You’ll be able to replenish supplies and prepare for the next leg of your journey.”

The three women glanced at each other.

“Could something like that exist?” Rock asked.

“I don’t know!” Sky rolled her eyes.

The girl leading them finally stopped, and they realized they were standing in what appeared to be a town square. True to their word, there were various buildings set up as if to be future storefronts. However, besides the little demons running around, there were several other women. A couple were in various stages of pregnancy. There was one woman cooking something in a big pot. Another woman was sitting in a corner with two goblins sucking on her nipples. A third was trying to butt in.

“I only have two nipples. Be patient,” she chastised.

However, they weren’t watching her. Instead, their eyes fell on a person sitting on a throne in front of the largest building. He was a goblin champion!

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