All Novels
Jeremiah just had a job to do. He needed to inspect a new brothel that has appeared on the outskirts of town. In a post-apocalyptic age of raiders, slavers, mutants, and zombies, anyone setting up shop nearby could potentially be...
A former marine is tasked with spreading the coronavirus vaccine. This has to be done through sexual transmission. Thus, he sets out to bang beautiful women across America.
A woman in a loveless marriage discovers an unconvential type of satisfaction.
Every story has its cliches. This is a book that relishes in them. This is a series of one-off stories that I’ve written satirizing and parodying various genres I’ve grown familiar with. Take them as the joke that they are.
Written like a blog, this story chronicles a man who experiments with the reality porn style pickups. Every week, he tries a different means of seducing women, and then writes about his success. Disclaimer: I originally used real images, which...